Much to our cat's dismay, we are now harboring a criminal. You know how it is? Son goes to college and lives on his own. Son thinks, "I need a dog." Son gets dog. While son in Maine for funeral, son's friend leaves door of apartment open, dog disappears never to be seen again. What does son do? Gets another dog, of course. "Mom, she was just laying there, all sick and scrawny looking. She needed someone to love."
Of course, Mom-who-sees-into-the-future thinks this better be a good dog because she just knows we are gonna inherit her one of these days. Fast forward a few months. Son is looking for new apartment. No take dogs. Oh, what a surprise! Mom picks up dog. Mom loves dog, BUT...Dog loves to chew because dog is still a puppy. What do puppies do? CHEW! Anything and everything.
My favorite pair of boots...
Chicken bouillion...
Weight clamp ends
(or whatever these things are called)...
Pepper spray (um, yeah, that was a close one)...
Corners of coffee tables...Insulation (yeah, that's just stupid and dangerous)...
Cat is not happy and spends most her days
hiding under bed with dust bunnies......and despite protestations to the contrary, the spousal unit does, too,
like this dog.
p.s. I still feel a little yucky and now the spousal unit does, too. :)
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